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jamesdeenscoffeebitch:

oh haha okcupid. smart ass.
and also— I’d rather fuck the grinch than touch this guy.

jamesdeenscoffeebitch:

oh haha okcupid. smart ass.

and also— I’d rather fuck the grinch than touch this guy.

Reading BDSM stuff and learning about new kinky things that people enjoy doing. Sometimes I’m like “fuck yeah”, other times I’m like “O.o that’s a thing?” and some are just “hmm interesting”.

Hella good Wednesday afternoon, followers *raises wine glass*

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

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i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.
Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

ultrafacts:

shitfacedanon:

arachnofiend:

footworkdruid:

ultrafacts:

Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

I’ve like, got a date tomorrow. I think. Whoa.

Might end up skipping going to Sweden in the winter and just get drunk and write instead.

vyooms:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg


oops my hand slipped

vyooms:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

oops my hand slipped

As a night swims on with smiles and sighs
In the candle there’s a glimpse of your thigh.
Some may see scars, some may see sores,
But of my love I’ve never been more sure.
Some define beauty by the faults one may hold;
Is beauty not defined by the eye of the behold?
Shimmering seas, or burning towns
Compare not to one so renowned.
Dreams wander sweetly through my head
With your kisses in this cloudy bed.

I’m going to do one of these Follow Friday things and tell my followers to check out buusaur! She’s a supercool lady who draws great fan-art and autobio art, is incredibly hilarious, good at giving advice, and will come along to burn down the patriarchy. Go follow her my pretties!

onelongexhale:

hyungjk:

On September 11th 1973, US-backed General Pinochet overthrew the democratically elected leader of Chile, Salvadore Allende. Pinochet ordered an air strike on the Presidential Palace, labor activists and famous folk guitarists were rounded up for torture, disappeared, and killed.

Pinochet converted the national football stadium into a detention facility like Guantanamo Bay. Chile’s economy was turned into a plantation for the 1%, as inequality and poverty skyrocketed under the imposed Milton Friedman-style economic model.

Over 40,000 Chileans became victims of Pinochet’s terror. In response, the Nixon administration committed more money, more training, more torture equipment.

The world didn’t begin on September 11th, 2001. Rather, for the first time in modern history, Americans were visited by the same violence the US has imposed since its creation.

In Chile, the US murdered tens of thousands and impoverished millions. This wasn’t America’s first foray in international terrorism, nor would it be the last.

The United States security state is a terrorist and a plague on the people of the world.

9/11/01 was the not the one and only 9/11 to have happened in history